Well since Viktor put me down I've been plotting against the Head
That Umbridge creature's foul and she cut Harry's hand until it bled

Well, Ronald you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help me Ron, yeah
Help me get him out of my heart

Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ronald yeah
Get him out of my heart

He was gonna be my guy
And I was gonna be his gal
(Oh Ronald)
But he let Quidditch come between us
Now we're not even pals
(Oh Ronald)

Well, Ronald you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Ron, yeah
Help me get him out of my heart

Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ronald yeah
Get him out of my heart

Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ron
Help, help me Ron
Help me Ronald yeah
Get him out of my heart