At our shop in Diagon Alley,
Selling out of Canary Creams,
Kids who had just got their letters
Found jokes they'd seen in their dreams;
They told us they were on their way
To Dumbledore's old pile;
We gave the old school shout,
As their Mums dragged them out,
We said, with a smile:
Give our regards to Hogwarts
Remember us to Gryffindor,
Tell all the gang in Harry's Dark Arts class,
They're welcome in our store;
Tell them how much we're earning
But oh! how much we miss Quidditch,
Give our regards to old Hogwarts
And say we'll be back in Book Six.

Watch out for that Snape, he's really vile,
Take a trip by Knight Bus,
Sneak out to Hogsmeade and have a smile,
And charge it up to us;
Mention our names to Filch; he'll explode,
Bathe in the prefects' pool;
Wish you'd call on our bro,
Little sister, and Cho,
And the rest of the school:
Give our regards to Hogwarts
Remember us to Gryffindor,
Tell all the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws,
They're welcome in our store;
Thank them for all that learning
Send us a Hogwarts toilet seat,
Give our regards to old Hogwarts
And here (trust us) take one more treat!