Don't know much Goblin History
Don't know much Arithmancy
Don't know much about screaming books
All I know is that I like your looks
But I don't know if I love you
And I think you feel the same way too
What a mys-ter-y girls are to me

Well, I know I got your boyfriend killed
Not surprised if you're less than thrilled
But now I've got my own classroom
Though Umbridge took away my broom
And you'd like to see her get the boot
Also, you think I'm kind of cute
Is there a future for you and me?

Now I don't claim to be an "O" student
No, that's Hermione
Okay, a top D.A.D.A. student, maybe
Will that win your love for me?

Don't know much Goblin History
Don't know much Arithmancy
Don't know much about screaming books
All I know is that I like your looks
But I don't know if I love you
And I think you feel the same way too
What a mys-ter-y girls are to me

------ lead guitar ------

But we don't like each others' friends
And I've heard a broken heart soon mends
Well, we've still got two more books, we'll see