Well, now I'm glued to the back of Quirrell's head,
I'm a shadow man, but I'm not dead.
Gotta get that magic stone, it's faster than
Flesh, blood and bone.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Quirrell can look the other way.
I can watch you figure out
Just what this mirror's all about.

Drinking unicorn blood, digging in the graveyard mud,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel Quirrell start frying and soon he'll be dying,
But I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I can hide in Albania,
My loyal followers serve my mania.
Lucius can give that kid my book,
She's a clever girl and she'll take a look.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
I can take over her mind,
And let the basilisk unwind.

Drinking unicorn blood, digging in the graveyard mud,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Harry killed my snake -- look! And then he stabbed my book,
But I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Plots goin' nowhere. Can Wormtail serve me?
Somebody serve me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Barty Crouch Junior, yeah. Stayin' alive.

Worm, you can tell by the way I use my wand,
I'm an evil man, so don't respond.
Just come and give me a hand,
That's right, I knew you would understand.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
I'll replace it some other day.
Now I'll squash the Potter kid
He can't do now what he once did.

I took some of his blood, see him running in the mud,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Now cooperate -- oh, he hacked my wand, great.
And he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Can't find him nowhere. Death Eaters, serve me.
Get the prophecy, yeah.
War's goin' nowhere. Death Eaters, serve me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.