We come in at night
That's when opportunity comes
The Dark Side fights
And the Death Eaters roam 
You strut your wizard wear 
And brains floating in tanks
And a doorway to Death 
Well, thanks but no thanks
Department of Mysteries 

You died in your bed
Strangled by Devil's Snare
You had the secrets in your head
No one could read them there
Who sent you that potted plant?
A Death Eater at St. Mungo's?
I need to know, but I can't
What's happened to Sirius; Kreacher knows
Voldemort better look out
I've got a wand and a charm
So be careful 
I'm out to do him harm

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'Cause you worked in
Department of Mysteries
Got hit by the Imperius Curse
Yeah you worked in the
Department of Mysteries
Well it could have been worse

I woke up screaming aloud
A dream from the evil Lord
He feeds off my fears
Been like this for years

Threw a few tantrums 
Ended up in detention
Lifetime Quidditch ban
And did I mention…

Threatened with expulsion
And my godfather got killed
Romance crashed and burned
Fifth year sure sucked

[chorus]

[repeat chorus]