From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

Some Guys Have All the Luck (sung by Rod Stewart but
actually written by a party named J. Fortgang)

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys are Isildur's heir
Some guys get Isildur's Bane

Alone in a crowd at Bilbo's farewell and I'm bummin'
The guys that I know get some gifts from Bilbo
I get the One Ring
How does it feel when you don't have to think
about the Shadow
It seem so unfair when I like it right here 
but I gotta go

Something to take on a long walk to Mordor 
(Why not ride a horse?)
With some other guys
One who will try to take It by force
Then the others are bound to start coming around
trying to get it from me
That's how it seems, that they all got their schemes
(Is that the Ring, or me?)

Some guys live for adventure
Some guys live mainly for the plot
Some guys find troll treasure
Some guys get injured a whole lot

None of my friends got a ring for their birthdays, not
a single one
I got this ring, along with Bag End which was much
more fun.
Gandalf would flip if he ever found out that I used
the ring
To make Gollum mind, Gandalf would just die, er, you
know what I mean.

Some guys get to be king
Some guys just go into the west
Some guys don't get no ring
Some guys don't have to pass no test
If it were here with me
And it were all to do again
I'd just give it to Sam
Soon as we got past Amon Hen...

-- Fool of a Took