From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

The Yellow Rose of Rohan, etc. (traditional)

Faramir: 

There's a yellow rose of Rohan 
That I am going to wed 
When she first came to Gondor 
We all thought she was dead 
We are the only couple whose 
Romance takes place on-stage 
Our two big get-acquainted scenes 
Each take more than a page. 

Chorus: 
She's the wildest shieldmaiden 
This Steward ever knew 
Her eyes are bright as Silmarils 
She ran that Witch-King through! 
You may talk of your Galadriel 
And sing of Arwen E. 
But the Yellow Rose of Rohan 
Is the only one for me! 

Sam: 
Where the Baranduin is flowing 
And the hobbits’ eyes are bright 
Her Dad plots insurrection 
In the quiet Shire night. 
The first time that you heard her name 
I was heading up Mount Doom 
But I’ll soon go back to find her 
If this mountain’s not my tomb. 

Chorus: 
She only gets three lines to speak 
On page three-fifty-five. 
Master may go to the Grey Havens 
But hey! I’m still alive. 
I was sure wowed by Galadriel 
And I miss old Frodo B. 
But my little Rosie Cotton 
Is good enough for me! 

Gimli: 
There's an Elvish prince from Mirkwood 
That I am going to see 
No other Khazad knows him 
No other Dwarf but me. 
I’ve settled in at Aglarond 
He’s in Ithilien. 
When his time comes to cross the pond 
I’ll sail with him then. 

Chorus: 
His hair is always perfect, 
He rarely needs to sleep. 
Check out our male bonding at 
The Battle of Helm’s Deep. 
I’ve still got it for Galadriel 
And I’d take Arwen E. 
But the Elven Rose of Mirkwood 
Will have to do for me!